My very first human toilet is here to service me. Can he handle one of my big, two-day dumps? Before we find out, I make him earn the chance to eat my shit – he tenderly licks my butthole, digging deeper with his tongue as I instruct him to. It begins with just a taste, but once he has earned his keep I begin blessing him with one of my beautiful, fragrant logs. His mouth firmly against my asshole, he takes the turd in his mouth, or…. as much as he can, before the rest piles on his pathetic face. Listen to the way he groans for it. Watch as I feed him my mesmerizing shit, making him lick and suck my dirty fingers clean. Listen to the way he gags and gargles on my load as I push it deeper and deeper into his mouth and down his throat. He chews and swallows like such a good boy, but can he eat it all?
I know how badly you want to watch this huge dump erupt from my ass. But I’m not going to give it to you that easy. I won’t shit for you until you’ve begged and pleaded. When I finally feel like you’ve earned it, I drop a huge juicy log and order you to worship it like it ought to be!
My love, all I want to do is to feed and take care of you! When you come home from a hard day at work, you deserve to be met with a ton of TLC and a delicious hot dinner. And I’m about to serve up something extra hot. This beautiful plate of homemade spaghetti (your favorite recipe) is about to get a burst of extra flavor and protein. I squat over your plate and let go of a huge, steamy dump for you. Now you know how much I love and care for you. Bon Appetit, my love.
I know it’s your first time eating a load, and taking on one of mine was extremely courageous of you. I promise to go easy on you, regardless of how much shit comes out – I encourage you to eat it slowly, savoring every last bite.