FOUR

I’ve just come home from work extremely constipated. I let out a few farts in the living room, then I decide to go to the bathroom to see if I can poop.

I sit on the toilet and press on my tummy, desperately trying to get this stubborn turd out. But all I can do is fart! Eventually after some serious straining, I’m finally able to push out a sloppy poop. I give you a close-up view as I wipe my dirty asshole, then I let you look into the toilet to see the shit before it’s flushed away.