I know how badly you want to watch this huge dump erupt from my ass. But I’m not going to give it to you that easy. I won’t shit for you until you’ve begged and pleaded. When I finally feel like you’ve earned it, I drop a huge juicy log and order you to worship it like it ought to be!
My love, all I want to do is to feed and take care of you! When you come home from a hard day at work, you deserve to be met with a ton of TLC and a delicious hot dinner. And I’m about to serve up something extra hot. This beautiful plate of homemade spaghetti (your favorite recipe) is about to get a burst of extra flavor and protein. I squat over your plate and let go of a huge, steamy dump for you. Now you know how much I love and care for you. Bon Appetit, my love.
I know it’s your first time eating a load, and taking on one of mine was extremely courageous of you. I promise to go easy on you, regardless of how much shit comes out – I encourage you to eat it slowly, savoring every last bite.
