purge

Category: Dine + Dump, Smearing, Vomit

Just another, typical Friday. Daddy wants to go on a date but calls me on his way home. I’m still getting ready but I have on my date-night dress and Daddy wants to make sure I’m ready for a night of fun. So we play one of our favorite games: Fill and Purge. I stuff my stomach with some creamy yogurt and then puke it all out, and, like a good girl, I recycle it and puke it one more time. Then I put my face and hair in it, just to make sure I’m as cute as possible when Daddy arrives home. This is how your wife and girlfriend get ready for a date, right? I know Daddy was proud of me and I hope you are too!