PulsiferPaprocki Pussy vs. Butthole ($23.99 Scatsy)

You will have a hayday with this sexy, entertaining video, where I put my pussy and butthole to the test. Originally created as a custom, this video features a standoff between my holes in four field day style events: sound test (queef vs. fart), flap test (queef vs. fart), distance shooting water (butthole v pussy), and accuracy of aim shooting water. You will see me fart and queef up close (and accidentally shit!) and in slow motion, then I pump my holes with water and squirt it out. Did I mention I am butt naked in my backyard (full view of both neighbors)? This video is sure to make you laugh and give you a throbbing hard cock.